November 1, 2007

Levitating lamp models presented at Dutch Design Week

Filed under: Design by Branko Collin @ 6:52 am

A popular meme has people ask of every new gadget they see: will it blend? (make good use of that iPhone!). Well, us Dutchies just aren’t into blending. Our meme is: will it levitate? Having started with the levitating frog, invented the levitating bed, and re-invented the levitating man, we have now gone on to the levitating lamp. All thanks to designer Angela Jansen, who created these lamps using Crealev technology. I have no idea if these computer rendered designs will ever translate to real, buyable products though. On her website Angela Jansen writes that several of these models were shown at the Dutch Design Week.

For the religiously inclined Jansen has also come up with the levitating buddha and the levitating chalice.

(Via Engadget.)

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October 31, 2007

Tiny portably, modular, “luxury” hotel room

Filed under: Architecture,Gadgets by Branko Collin @ 10:00 am

[Top-to-bottom visualisation of a hotel room]

This hotel room may look small, but it has everything the weary conference goer may need to relax. According to its maker, Philips: flat screen TV, free movies, free wifi and coloured mood lighting. CitizenM, started by Mexx founder Ratten Chadha’s son Robin, will exploit a hotel based on a number of these plug-n-play rooms near Schiphol airport. Plug-n-play refers to the room itself; each room is a module that can be plugged in and out of the hotel in presumably a matter of seconds, as only four cables need to be connected—or jacked in, as they will say in the future.

Say, here’s a revolutionary idea! Why not jack in the person, instead of the room?

(Via Geen Commentaar (Dutch) and Engadget.)

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October 26, 2007

Buying vinyl records from a vending machine

Filed under: Music by Branko Collin @ 2:36 pm

[Gramophone vending machine]In their latest episode of Fool’s Gold in Zone 5300, Milan Hulsing and Frits Jonker ask their readers: was this for real? Was there ever a store in Amsterdam in the sixties where you could buy records using an outdoors vending machine? (The Dutch name of this device: grammofoonplatenautomaat. There.)

These types of vending machines are quite popular in the Netherlands, but are used almost exclusively to sell unhealthy snack food—note how inconveniently sized the compartments in the photo are for 45s, but how well they would fit a greasy meatball! I’ve also seen one such machine used by a fishing supply store, but there it made eminently sense; fishers get up at ungodly hours, so having a machine to sell them maggots and worms is better than having to get up early yourself. But did the vinyl vending machine ever exist? Perhaps it was there for bad cases of the “you have to have heard this song, man!” jones.

Answers to Fool’s Gold, P.O. Box 75459, 1070 AL Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

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October 23, 2007

25th birthday compact disc

Filed under: History,Music by Branko Collin @ 2:54 pm

Photo: Joop Sinjou reveals a new form of storing audio to the world in 1979, three years before the cd would go into mass production. Source: Philips.

On August 17, 1982, Dutch electronics giant Philips manufactured the first commercially available compact disc, a copy of The Visitors by ABBA, reports company glossy Password. An interesting choice because it would prove to be the last album of the dying Swedish megaband. By November that year Phiilips own record company Polygram would be selling from a catalog of 150 discs, mainly classical music.

I seem to remember that the CD never really caught on in the Netherlands until the late 1980s, when suddenly everybody wanted a player. According to collage band Negativland, the same revolution happened at the same time in the US, and wasn’t an accident:

[…] a flexible return policy had always existed between record stores and the seven major distributors, i.e. stores could “buy” something from a distributor, and if it didn’t sell, they could return it. This allowed stores to take more chances on new releases or on things they were not so familiar with, because if it didn’t sell, they could always send it back. Well, in the spring of 1989 all seven major label distributors announced that they would no longer accept “returns” on vinyl and they also began deleting much of the vinyl versions of their back catalog. These actions literally forced record stores to stop carrying vinyl. They could not afford the financial risk of carrying those releases that were on vinyl because if they didn’t sell they would be stuck with them. Very quickly almost all record stores had to convert to CDs. The net effect of this was that the consumer no longer had a choice because the choice had been made for us. High priced compact discs were being shoved down our throats, whether we knew it or liked it or not.

I don’t know if this policy was enforced world wide, but I do know that the price difference between the CD and the LP in the Netherlands—40 versus 25 guilders—never went away, even though the production costs of CDs would soon be lower than the original production costs of LPs.

Where were you when the digital audio revolution took place?

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October 20, 2007

Bookcase made of stacked boxes

Filed under: Design by Branko Collin @ 3:32 am

Hey, this looks just like the bookcases I have in a number of rooms, although mine lack the wooden casings. Sloom & Slordig (Lazy & Messy) came up with this one. BoingBoing shows a more recent design that looks just a little tidier, in case you want things lazy but not so messy. Apparently each box goes for 10 euro, and you can have them made to size.

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October 17, 2007

Dutch audiobooks at Librivox

Filed under: Literature by Branko Collin @ 4:52 pm

Librivox is fairly new project (recently turned two) where volunteers produce public domain audiobooks based on classic e-texts from Project Gutenberg. Today it has published Louis Couperus’ Van oude menschen, de dingen, die voorbij gaan (translated in English as “Old People and the Things that Pass”), only the second full Dutch book published by the project, and read in its entirety by Carola Janssen. The first was Majoor Frans (Major Frank) by A.L.G. Bosboom-Toussaint.

Couperus psychological novels to which “Old souls …” belongs were translated into English during the author’s lifetime, and were apparently very popular. Wikipedia even states “Couperus’ books sold better abroad than in the narrow-minded calvinistic Netherlands of his days.”

Currently Librivox is working on two other Dutch books, Max Havelaar by Multatuli and Onder Moeders Vleugels (Little Women) by L.M. Alcott. Disclaimer: I am a Project Gutenberg and Librivox volunteer myself, and am one of the readers of Onder Moeders Vleugels. Several of Couperus works are available in English in scanned form at the Internet Archive.

Thanks, Carola.

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October 15, 2007

Pastor claims late bell ringing has halved attendance

Filed under: Religion by Branko Collin @ 12:40 am

Remember Harm Schilder, the pastor who got into trouble with worldly powers for trying to gather his congregation at mass by ringing his church bells at ungodly hours? Well, he’s back in the news. Pending the outcome of the lawsuit that the board of his church brought against the city of Tilburg, he hasn’t been ringing his church bells at early hours anymore. Now he claims that attendance to early mass has dropped in half. But he is confident that might he lose his lawsuit, Catholics from all over the country will send him money. Apparently you cannot lead a Catholic to mass, but you can make him pay?

Source: Brabants Dagblad.

Speaking of water, and of what might be in it, have you ever searched 24 Oranges for Tilburg?

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October 13, 2007

Grumm the foldable paper robot model

Filed under: Design by Branko Collin @ 5:37 am

Martijn Kamstra offers PDFs and JPEGs of a grim paper robot called Grumm. Print, cut, fold. There are two versions: a textured one (see photo) and a blank one that you can draw over yourself. Kamstra has also documented the design process of this papercraft project. BoingBoing mentions that “Kamstra wants photos of your own coloring jobs”.

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Free newspaper delivered to the office

Filed under: General by Branko Collin @ 4:14 am

There are three free newspapers in the Netherlands: a Dutch edition of Metro, Spits (by the publishers of the Telegraaf), and De Pers. In the fight for market share the latter has now come up with a new scheme: free delivery to the workplace. Any office that has more than 50 employees can request free delivery of a free newspaper. And of course for De Pers this is a nice opportunity to figure out where the companies are that can afford to advertise.

Via Dagelinks.

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October 12, 2007

Biggest irritant: jumping the queue

Filed under: General by Branko Collin @ 5:18 am

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Multiscope, a Dutch online marketing agency, has polled 1,970 Dutch people to find out what their biggest sources of irritation are. Most of the complaints were about anti-social behaviour: for instance 68% of the people gave “jumping the queue” the top spot. When asked what sort of remedies people would agree with, stricter, harsher, and more immediate punishments were at the top of the list. Almost half of those polled agreed with the suggestion that the Dutch police force could take a leaf out of the book of the para-military police force of Spain. (Is it me, or do these measures sound a bit harsh for “jumping the queue?)

The entire top 10 was:

  1. Jumping the queue
  2. Dumping waste
  3. Dog poo in the streets
  4. Cars not keeping their distance
  5. Spitting
  6. Loud portable music
  7. Loitering
  8. Second hand smoke
  9. Loud mobile phone conversations in public
  10. Not receiving right of way

Although a lot of countries believe they are the number one complainers of the world, there are differences in what people actually complain about.

Via Telegravin.

(Photo by Diliff, and licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike license version 2.5.)

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