December 31, 2009

Orangemaster’s favourite postings of 2009

Filed under: Dutch first,General,Literature,Music,Sports,Weird by Orangemaster @ 11:35 am

This year it’s my turn to do a list of top stories we’ve featured.

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December 29, 2009

Grenades found with potatoes

Filed under: Food & Drink,General,Weird by Orangemaster @ 11:47 am
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Yesterday at the Farm Frites fries factory in Oudenhoorn, South Holland, three WWII grenades were harvested along with the potatoes. The cops were called in and the grenades were taken away. Oh no, wait. In Dutch fashion, they had a discussion about whether the grenades were dangerous or not.

One of the comments to this discovery is ‘patatje oorlog’, which literally means ‘war fries’ and is a junkfood dish of fries with all kinds of sauces that looks like war took place. Notice I don’t use the word ‘French’ with my fries simply because fries were never French, they were Flemish (Belgian) back in the day. And using ‘freedom’ to describe fries is for losers.

(Link: waarmaarraar, Photo of grenade by macspite, some rights reserved)

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December 26, 2009

Supermarket reports run on carrots

Filed under: General by Branko Collin @ 9:40 am

Supermarket chain Albert Heijn reported last week that the sales of carrots had gone up 25%, writes Z24.

The on-line business news publication speculates that the snow of last week may have had something to do with the increased demand: both snowmen and traditional winter dishes such as hutspot require carrots.

(Photo by Melinda Shelton, some rights reserved)

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December 22, 2009

‘Not being normal is disturbing to others’

Filed under: Art,General,Weird by Orangemaster @ 11:54 am
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The recently opened exhibition Niet Normaal (‘Not Normal’) Difference on Display features 80 works by major international artists who question normality, held in the famous Beurs van Berlage building downtown Amsterdam.

In an attempt to talk about something else than snow and trains, I failed with the latter. The NS (Dutch railways) has banned a poster picturing a nude sculpture by British artist Marc Quinn of a disabled athlete missing one upper arm and lower leg because they apparently feel that it is too confrontational and unfit for the public at large. What about all the horrible (by horrible, I mean just badly done) sexist, sexy, racist, boring, stupid and ugly posters? If those are normal, them I’m a proud freak in my own sane way.

So bravo ‘normal people’ of the Dutch railways, you’ve managed to tell the entire country that disabled people are not normal as well as being ‘offensive’ to look at even in picture form. Splendid marketing coup for the exhibition I guess.

(Link: nrc.nl, Photo of Mosaic by pink_fish13, some rights reserved)

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December 21, 2009

Crash course in snow management

Filed under: Automobiles,Aviation,General,Nature by Orangemaster @ 9:44 am

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I just got back from walking down my street at 7 am in the dark (Happy Winter Solstice) with bikers negotiating the snow and cars taking the onramp to the motorway near my house at 30 km/h like well-behaved cars.

So far, buses are generally not running. I’m guessing they don’t sport winter tires or radials (aka four-season tires). Putting winter tires on your car once every 10 years is not practical or good value for money in the Netherlands. Yes, they are tons of accidents, literally piling up (pardon the pun). My neighbour goes skiing every year in Austria and just switched tires because they are mandatory in winter in Germany, and has to drive through there.

Trains are running minimally, so I bet the delays are really nasty. Many taxis won’t be driving around and so people trying to get to work are going to have to come up with dog sleds or walk. Speaking of trains, while I whine about not being able to woosh to Paris at a proper speed, the famous Eurostar train that runs in the Chunnel between Britain and France has been cancelled for days now, never mind the people who were trapped in it Friday night.

And then there’s the airplanes. North American and European airports all have tons of delayed flights, as well as airports just closing shop all together like in Belgium, as seen on Dutch telly. Picture stranded passengers off to visit friends and family for Christmas, tired and sleeping on airport benches.

I still don’t understand why the Netherlands can plan for terrorist attacks that will probably never happen, but plan so little when it comes to serious snow, a more realistic situation. In real Northern countries like Norway and Canada, sure we’re having problems getting around too, but if we were to shut down the country for a bit of snow at just -1 Celsius, we might as well dismantle all Scandinavian countries, Russia, Canada and the Northern United States.

Granted, de-icing planes is international and trains can’t deal with autumn leaves properly (I still don’t understand why), but winter tires on buses, cars and taxis would have avoided many problems so far, methinks.

Again, we really seem to stink at planning ahead realistically. I’m loving all this snow, but then I have a home office. This was the view outside my window yesterday. And just as I finished writing this, it started snowing again.

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December 17, 2009

Historic Dutch ship renovation a budget disaster

Filed under: General by Orangemaster @ 1:20 pm

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The SS Rotterdam, a beautiful 50-year-old steam ship is now fully renovated, but instead of costing the original EUR 25 million, it turned out to be a whopping EUR 175 million. The reasons for this major cockup include lack of expertise, lack of direction, language issues and an underestimation of the project’s complexity. In other words, the people on this project were apparently not competent enough to get it done properly, although I’m sure it looks great.

When I saw this item on television, some Dutch man ‘dared to say’, as the Dutch would put it, that they suck at large-scale projects. Why do we take them on if we can’t get them done right and within budget? Are the Dutch that bad, are the projects way too ambitious or is this just a run of bad luck? Language problems? I can’t even imagine that was an issue.

If you add the SS Rotterdam to the list of recent and ongoing disastrous large-scale projects, such as the high-speed train (not a single train ran on time the day they went high-speed, according to the telly), the North-South metro line in Amsterdam (budget is running into the EUR 2 billion), the cargo train route known as the Betuwe line (among the most costly and most controversial large–scale government projects ever built in the country), you wonder why the country likes to bang their heads against the wall like this.

Don’t we ask for help abroad? Are politicians making all these insane decisions? I’m trying to understand as I can’t seem to explain it away to friends, family and tourists.

(Link: volkskrant, Photo: Photo of SS Rotterdam by Hans Griep, some rights reserved)

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December 16, 2009

Christmas in Cupertino, Dutch-style

Filed under: General,Health,Online by Orangemaster @ 7:23 pm

Kerstmis in Cupertino from One More Thing on Vimeo.

Dutch singers Sjarrel & Sjaan wrote a Christmas song for the Dutch Apple website, One More Thing. Oh, and you can buy it from iTunes if you are so inclined. No worries, the English subtitles are very good. The video mostly deals with Jobs’ and Schiller’s eating habits and respective physique, but also touches on Apple’s success and has a lovely image of the duo dancing around “the apple Christmas tree.”

All proceeds go to the Maag Lever Darm Stitching (Dutch Stomach Liver Intestine Foundation).

(Link: networkedblogs)

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Dutch don’t trust government and then some

Filed under: General by Orangemaster @ 3:30 pm

dutch_flag.jpg Compared to other countries, the Dutch don’t trust institutions like parliament, the government, the media, justice and large companies. Sounds healthy so far. Sijbren Cnossen, guest researcher at the CPB (Dutch stats office), concludes that the Netherlands, with a tax pressure of 39% of its national income, does better than the continental (42%), Mediterranean (37%) and Anglo-Saxon (34%) countries in Europe. “Poverty is lower, the elderly are better off, there is less discrimination, and healthcare and education is high.”

And then there are things the Netherlands is still bad at, which at a glance seems to mostly affect women and children: major child porverty in one parent families with a parent who does not work (educated guess: about 85% are women), high rate of infant mortality (in short: absent gynaecologists), barely any use of childcare for emancipation (code for ‘women’ and the social stigma of ‘dumping’ your kids) and integration (code for ‘female immigrants’), increasing obesity (like many other places), and the low level of spending for research and development (government wants something for nothing).

(Links: crossroadsmag.eu, cpb.nl, Photo by Quistnix, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 1.0)

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December 15, 2009

Interactive Christmas tree at Utrecht train station

Filed under: General by Orangemaster @ 5:12 pm
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In another train related story today, Utrecht Central Station, the country’s biggest train station, has a big tree that changes colour thanks to people’s text messages. Travellers can text red, green, blue or flash and the tree will change colour. I wonder what colour flash is already. Anyone who bothers spending the time and effort to send a text message can enter a contest and maybe win stuff.

Maybe it makes people forget the new train schedule that causes problems every year or any train delays, who knows.

(Photo and link: Walter, used with his kind permission)

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Dutch high-speed train still has problems

Filed under: General by Orangemaster @ 11:48 am
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Very few people understand why a resourceful country like the Netherlands is so bad with large infrastructure projects like the high-speed train, never mind the eyesore that is Amsterdam’s North-South metro line started in 2003 and maybe finished by 2017. I’m embarrassed that we seem so backwards at times: “The Netherlands is one of the last countries in north-western and southern Europe where trains do not run at speeds above 200 km/h”. You’d think, small country, less track, vroom vroom, but nope, not yet. “The first full speed Thalys on Sunday was halted again at the Belgian border and arrived in Antwerp 30 minutes late.” It’s like driving a sports car at 120 km when you could be zooming down the German autobahn at 240 km.

The high-speed train is going to cost more, it will try and run at full speed sometime in the summer next year (more than 2 years off schedule), it’s not lucrative (people take other forms of transportation) and… drum roll please… it’s still too loud when it goes along the area of Lansingerland at my friends’ house. The sound constantly changes pitch and is not regular enough to be ignored like the other trains.

All I want to be able to do is go to Paris from Amsterdam in 3 hours because I know it can be done. I want to zoom at 300 km/h, which is incredibly cool, and not feel guilty zooming by my friends’ house.

(Link: nrc.nl)

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